Them: Where’d you learn to drive like that? Me: Chasing cows.
What’s your next calf name?
Your next calf name is “Lil” then the last thing you ate.
Tell me you are a stock show parent without telling me you are a stock show parent…
Tell me you are a stock show parents without telling me you are a stock …
Tell me you’re a rancher without telling me you are a rancher…
Tell me you’re a rancher without telling me you are a rancher…
Valentine’s Day Meme
Roses are redViolets are blueBuy me cows for Valentine’s DayAnd I’ll love you
If God wanted me to clean the house all day, He wouldn’t have made me so good with cattle
If God wanted me to clean the house all day, He wouldn’t have made me …
When you already have 5 heifers but don’t have a red heifer
Look at this heifer, she needs a home… We already have 5 heifers… But we …
When you’re cleaning the barn and get distracted by all the stuff you found
When you’re cleaning the barn and get distracted by all the stuff you found.
First we buy one heifer…
First we buy one heifer… Then we say no more heifers… Then we get another …
I heard people were panic buying necessities, so…
I heard people were panic buying necessities, so…
My Favorite Things
Long walks through show barns and fine fitted heifers, Clean show stalls and freshly made …
Patiently waiting for Thanksgiving!
Patiently waiting for Thanksgiving like…
When someone who’s never shown before tries to give you advice…
When someone who’s never shown a calf before tries to give you advice…