I believe it’s completely expected that my children: Respect their elders and authority. Realize the …
Working cattle and swearing
Having your kids help you work cattle is a great way to teach them about …
Cattle addicted to me…
Yeah? Well, maybe cattle are addicted to ME! Ever think of that???
Questions from a woman
If a woman asks if she has too many cows, it’s not enough to say …
My needs
I need 3 coffees, 6 show calves, and like 12 million dollars.
I love show calves meme.
I love show calves. 25% of the time – said with overwhelming passionate love. 75% …
How to become my BFF
5 Ways to become my BFF. Talk to me about cattle. Text me pictures of …
Work cattle with someone before you marry them.
Before you marry a person, you should work cows with them to see who they …
Don’t get bitter, get better.
You either get to be a better showman, or you get to be a bitter …
If you walk a mile in my shoes…
If you walk a mile in my shoes…you’ll end up at the barn.
Buying stuff.
When I Buy Stuff for Myself vs. My Show Animals….
Best therapist.
Sometimes the best therapist has hair and four legs.
Love Languages Stock Show Style
5 Love Languages – Stock Show Style: Acts of Service – You’re going to a …
A day without cattle is like
A day without cattle is like….Just kidding. I have no idea.
I believe in the barn
I believe in the barn curing all bad moods. I believe in the washrack wiping …
Sleeping in on the weekends.
My kids are finally at the age where we can sleep in on the weekends. …
5 Scriptures Stock Show Kids Need to Know:
Work hard for what you have, give it your all, and do it with your …
Can’t Pay Because I have Diarrhea
The ultimate excuse for why someone can’t pay for their show calf: “Today, my friend …
Cow numbers…
All the time! Or, look at your watch and the time reminds you of a …
Tailgating meme
Here’s one way to get people to stop tailgating….